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  • 我要做的一切就是付钱

    我要做的一切就是付钱

    我要做的一切就是付钱 布朗先生告诉同事说:我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长,我女儿是外交秘书。 听上去挺有意思的,他的同事说,那你...

    2018-06-06
  • 那是我的裤子!

    那是我的裤子!

    那是我的裤子! 一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道:快看,快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。她...

    2018-06-06
  • That is not My Dog 那不是我的狗

    That is not My Dog 那不是我的狗

    A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The woman...

    2017-05-12
  • A proof 证明

    A proof 证明

    A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was there, but the clerk did not give it to the man. How can I know that the letter is...

    2016-05-12
  • No manners? 没礼貌?

    No manners? 没礼貌?

    When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldnt wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners....

    2016-05-12
  • An economical budget 节俭预算

    An economical budget 节俭预算

    I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show. Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by the quali...

    2016-05-12
  • A Businessman's Idea 商人的主意

    A Businessman's Idea 商人的主意

    A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get a watchdog to guard their house. So they bought the largest dog available from a n...

    2016-05-12
  • Mr. Ferdinand's Lunch 费迪南德先生的午餐

    Mr. Ferdinand's Lunch 费迪南德先生的午餐

    One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: Roger, theres a meeting at Mrs. Youngs house at lunch time today, and I want to go to it. Ill leave you some fo...

    2016-05-12
  • A Real Fortune-teller 真正的算命先生

    A Real Fortune-teller 真正的算命先生

    While Milgrom waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot...

    2016-05-12

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