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  • 男人如何决定娶什么样的女人

    男人如何决定娶什么样的女人

    一个男人和三个女人约会,想定下来娶谁,他决定做个试验。他给每个女人5000美元作为礼物,想看看她们拿钱干什么。第一个全身大改变,去高级美容美发店做头发,化装,买时...

    2018-10-30
  • Buy tickets 买彩票

    Buy tickets 买彩票

    There was once a large, fat woman. She had a small, thin husband. He worked in a big office and got his weekly pay every Friday evening. As soon as he got home...

    2017-05-20
  • 37句中国式英语

    37句中国式英语

    go and look!走着瞧 good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上 No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛泽东就没有新中国 go a head! 去个头! People mountain peole sea!...

    2017-05-15
  • So is my mom 我母亲也是

    So is my mom 我母亲也是

    When the young waitress in the caf in Toms building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day sh...

    2017-05-15
  • Henpecked Husbands 妻管严

    Henpecked Husbands 妻管严

    The ruler of all ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom bro...

    2017-05-15
  • The thrill is gone 真扫兴

    The thrill is gone 真扫兴

    About two weeks before our fifth anniversary, my husband ased me what I would like for a gift. I told him I wanted something impractical and romantic. On our a...

    2017-05-15
  • That's long division 这是除法

    That's long division 这是除法

    A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, Now thats addition. In silent satisfaction,...

    2017-05-15
  • Your children and my children 孩子们在打架

    Your children and my children 孩子们在打架

    I married a widow with six children. I had five myself by my late wife. We have been married for four years and our union had been blessed with three more. The...

    2017-05-15
  • Curse 咒语

    Curse 咒语

    一个男人找到一个巫婆,要求她解开一条困扰了自己40年的咒语。巫婆说:"或许我可以做的到,但你必须一字不落地告诉我下咒的时候说的那句咒语。"...

    2017-05-15
  • A beautiful woman-doctor 美丽的女医生

    A beautiful woman-doctor 美丽的女医生

    A beautiful woman-doctor is warmly welcomed by men-patients, and she has many romantic and wealthy pursuers. Of course, she also suffers a lot of sexual dister...

    2017-05-15
  • The month is up today 今天是这个月的最后一天

    The month is up today 今天是这个月的最后一天

    A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" The man...

    2017-05-15
  • It would hurt you 它会伤害到你

    It would hurt you 它会伤害到你

    Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim? I cant tell you the truth, said his wife after a long...

    2017-05-15

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