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歪果仁吐槽苹果新品(2)

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10.Method of payment for the new XS and XS Max

购买新款 XS 和XS Max的支付方式

歪果仁吐槽苹果新品

It literally sound like "excess" and "excess max". I think they're just mocking their customers now.

听起来很像 "excess"(过于昂贵的) and "excess max"(过于昂贵且最大的)。我猜苹果公司已经开始嘲笑他们的买主了。

11.The new Apple Watch will detect low heart rate and make ECGS.

新款苹果手表可以检测心跳异常,可以做心电图。

The next iPhone will also perform the surgery required to sell your kidney to pay for it.

下一款新型手机说不定会有操作外科手术的功能,你买下手机后,它能帮你摘除肾脏拿去卖掉,以支付新手机所需的费用。

Never fails to make me laugh

看一次笑一次。

12.Now that the new iPhone is out…I can now finally afford a second hand iPhone 4

现在苹果推出新机型了……我终于可以买下一只二手苹果4手机了。

As a fellow South African, I feel this on a spiritual level.

作为一个南非土豪,我只能在精神层面上理解你……

13.Once upon a time

很久很久以前。

Does Less. Costs More. It's That Stupid. -Apple

功能更少,价格更高。就是这么傻。——苹果

14.My iPhone immediately after the Apple Event.

苹果新品发布会之后,我的苹果手机突然就这样了。

OMG YES! They do it on purpose!

就是这样,他们肯定是故意的!

15.This is how I see the new iPhone.

这是我眼中的苹果新机型。

True

千真万确!

16.Do you remember the time?

你还记得这个时候吗?

To be fair that was the on contract price Which I would gladly go back to doing.

公允的说,这是协议价,不过,我还是非常乐意重返这个时候。

17.Difference between iPhone X and iPhone XS Max

苹果X与苹果XS Max两者之间的区别

barely anything

几乎没有区别

18.Apple doesn’t always launch new products

苹果公司不会经常发布新品。

But when they do, they don’t.

万一他们发布了新品,他们发布的也不是新品。

Sigh. I miss him.

哎,我想他了。

19.This is how I see the new iPhone.

我眼中的苹果新机型。

accurate

就是这样!

20.The iPhone XXX be like

苹果XXX会不会是这样的

iPhone XXXL

加大号苹果

21.How I feel eveytime I watch an Apple Event.

每次我看苹果的新品发布会,我的感受都是这样的。

Don’t be fooled. She’s just a regular Malibu Stacy with a stupid , cheap hat.

别被骗了,她就是一个普通的Malibu Stacy娃娃,加上一顶又傻气又便宜的草帽!

But she’s got a new hat.

可是她有新草帽呀!

I want it. I want it. I want it.

我想要!我想要!我想要!

Barbie doll makers = phone makers. same same , diff year is all.

苹果制造商和玩偶制造商一样。年年岁岁机相似,仅此而已。

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